Human: What is a century like to you?
God: It is like s second.
Human: What is billion dollars like to you?
God: Like a penny..
Human: Can i have a penny?
God: Sure, just wait for a second...

A new teacher enters to the course and she presents:
Good morning, my name is Long.
Johnny says:
No matter, we have time.

How do you keep an idiot busy?
(See below)

How do you keep an idiot busy?
(See above)

At school, the teacher says
Lets see Luis, how do you imagine the ideal school?
Closed, teacher!

Do you know that my brother rides a bike since age four?
Mmm, he should be far away.

Come on, son, how much is 4 by 4?
Tie.
How much is 2 for 1?
Sale.

This is a lady who calls a butcher shop and asks:
Do you have rabbit ears?
Yes
And pig's head?
Yes
My God! Are you a monster?

What did Tarzan say to a mouse?
Small and with a mustache!
And what the mouse says to Tarzan?
So big and in a diaper!
 
 
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This past weeks we have been representing a poem in PowerPoint. This poem includes photos, music, animations and much more to accompany it. My poem is about music...it is in Spanish even though in this days I will have a surprise for those who don't speak Spanish. An Spanish poem for Spanish ones and an English poem for the English ones.

 
 
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As you can see I added my blogroll. It is located at the right side of my blog as you can see. Now you just need one click to get easier to Months, Categories, Class Blogs, Latests Post and later maybe even more.
Find this useful?

This was for Challenge 4 in the march 2011 challenge

 
 
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As you can see I added a blog roll with  with my friend's blogs. They are actually very cool. You should visit them...really, I mean it.
There are many blogs with different topics where you can choose. There are all kind of topics like different sport, different likes, and much more things. Just choose one and look at it...What do you think about it? Any tips?

This was for Challenge 4 in the march 2011 challenge

 
 
Have you ever dreamed that you are some where you want to visit...or a place where you are going on your vacations?
Which of this ones do you prefer?


This was for Challenge 4 in the march 2011 challenge
 
 
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This post is in Spanish.

If you want to put it in your normal language go the widget at the right and change it to your normal language.

This was for Challenge 3 in the march 2011 EduBlog challenges

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A Corazón Abierto tiene como formato original a Grey's Anotomy y para mi es la mejor telenovela que a existido en Colombia. Aquí hay un pequeño resumen de lo que es:

La aspirante a cirujano María Alejandra Rivas Cavalier (Verónica Orozco) debe cargar con la responsabilidad que le otorga su apellido. Su grupo de nuevos amigos, Jorge Viana (Juan Manuel Mendoza), Cristina Solano (Natalia Durán), Isabel Henao (Sandra Hernández) y Augusto Maza (Juan Pablo Espinosa), se convertirán de ahora en adelante en su nueva familia. María Alejandra enfrenta la soledad ayudada por estas nuevas personas y por la relación sentimental que establece con Andrés Guerra (Rafael Novoa). A través de interesantes historias médicas los protagonistas entrelazan sus vidas y sus emociones en el hospital que a partir de ahora será su nueva casa.

A Corazón Abierto anuncio el lanzamiento de su segunda temporada. Se estrena el Lunes 28 de Marzo a través de las noches de RCN. Esta tendrá mas acción y mas emociones para todos los colombianos. Igualmente ustedes también pueden ver los episodios en cualquier parte del mundo en donde se encuentren. Este es el link: http://www.canalrcnmsn.com/programas/corazón_abierto.

Les gusto? Que piensan sobre el?

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Tags are very important in the internet...did you know that?
They actually facilitate you everything. They can classify all your posts into categories, they make easier the web searching, the save your time, you can leave your sign and you can attract people to your blog and they work for much more things.


This was for Challenge 4 in the march 2011 challenge

Tags are very important in the internet...did you know that?
They actually facilitate you everything. They can classify all your posts into categories, they make easier the web searching, the save your time, you can leave your sign and you can attract people to your blog and they work for much more things.
 
 
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Keeping the topic about "Widgets" as you can see I have many widgets at the right side. I have included many but two in particular is the one that I want to talk about today.
<---------- This widget counts how many people have visit my blog and it indicates where they are from. Is your flag there?

This was for Challenge 3 in the march 2011 EduBlogs challenge
 
 
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Widgets. Yes, widgets. Widgets are actually more functional that what you think they are. Are you from China, Japan, Afghanistan, or some or those countries that don't have English as their main language? Well, it doesn't matter if you are from a foreign country because I now created a widget so you can see my blog in any language you want.

So why don't you try? If you speak English why don't you laugh a bit and turn it to a different language? Do you think this is useful?

This was for Challenge 3 in the march 2011 EduBlogs challenge
 
 
As you have seen I've been doing many Avatars this days. I did Avatars for my family... cool, isn't it?
This was for Challenge 2 in the March 2011 EduBlog's challenge.