This week I have been reading a book because of my school. When I was choosing I saw "Matilda" and it called my attention. I read the back part and laugh a bit, I finally rent it. When I started reading the first chapters I laughed a lot. Fist chapters are about how Matilda uses her intelligence (she is a genius) to do bad things to her parents. Her parents are very bad with her and haven't even noticed she is a genius even telling her bad things. There is even a movie about this book. OK, going deeper in this topic this books succes is all about it's author = Roald Dahl. Roald Dahl was a very recognized british writer that has written many books such as: 
The BFG, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator, Danny, the Champion of the World, Dirty Beasts, The Enormous Crocodile, Esio Trot, Fantastic Mr Fox, George's Marvelous Medicine, The Giraffe and the Pelly and Me, The Gremlins, James and the Giant Peach, The Magic Finger, Matilda, The Minpins, Revolting Rhymes, Roald Dahl's Guide to Railway Safety, The Roald Dahl Treasury, The Twits, The Vicar of Nibbleswicke, The Witches (book), The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar and Six More between others. You should really read some...and when you finish. Tell me...what do you think of his books?

OOh...god! When I saw this I stayed in shock! Taylor Swift and Chord Overstreet? What? I actually cleaned my eyes but after a moment I realised it was true. This whole show was because on February 24 Taylor was was on L.A. Kings hockey game at the Staples Center in California with Chord the famous “Glee” actor. They haven't said anything yet but...what do you think?
Twins were siting at bathroom.
One was laughing and one was sad.
Dad asked: What happened?
One kid replied happily: Mom has got him bath two times in this winter..

Son: Why do barbers become good drivers shortly?
Father replied in short: Because they know all the short cuts...

First friend: Dear, i love lipsticks, they are very tasty.
Next Day..
Second friend: You are liar, i bought 10 lipsticks and ate them!

Son: Why do you have problem of cavities?
Father: Because you mom is so sweet!

Where does the one legged waitress work?
The Ihop

Two snowmen are standing in a field. 
One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too"
  • I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
  • When did you first notice this problem?
    What problem?

  • Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
  • Teacher: no, of course not.
    Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework

    What do you call a dog with no legs?
    Doesn't matter... he won't come to you anyway! 

    Why do women have smaller feet than men? 
    So they can stand closer to the stove. 

    Have you seen the "Hold it against me video? Uuummm...and all the teasers?
    Here is the original video of "Hold it Against Me" but do you think this whole teasers thing was necessary? Or was it just show?
    Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
    Pupil: Today and Tomorrow. 

    Teacher asked George: how can you prove the earth is round?
    George replied: I can't. Besides, I never said it was.

    Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?
    Pupil: Not very much! 

    Why are you late for school?
    Because of the Sign.
    What Sign?
    The sign that says "School ahead go slow"

    Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?
    Student: I'm paying as little attention as I can. 

    "Dad, can you write in the dark?""
    I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
    "Your name on this report card.
    "The child comes home from his first day at school.

    Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
    The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."

    Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!
    Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!

    Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
    Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!
    Remember that the day before yesterday I told you about the poetry festival and my poem writing? Well, after publishing the post I thought that it was incomplete and that I was missing- MY POEMS.  

    Ok, then so here are my 3 poems:

    1. Is this life?

    Is this life?
    Yes it is!
    So come on, on
    And let it be…

    Life is the cooing and peaceful singing of a dove,
    That leads to internal peace…
    And when you reach it,
    You’ll see how charming and precious paradise is.

    Life is the energetic and provoking sound,
    In your soul when you are lost…
    And even when you don’t find a sign,
    The soft and melodious song remains in your heart.

    Life is a songbook full of inspiring lyrics,
    That appears in a blink of your eyes…
    When you live your gorgeous dream,
    With a happy smile and a humorous laugh

    Life is a celestial and colorful song…
    Life makes your heart a guide,
    By choosing the successful and healthy path.

    Life is the melodic and magnificent message of a song…
    Life is the joyful and glamorous rhythm,
    That makes your head go round and round.

    Music is the sweetest and effectives medicine for life…
    Healing all your bloody and bitter heart pain,
    Curing all the awful and terrible soul diseases.

    OMG yesterday we (my friends and us) where on the poetry festival. The poetry festival is a festival where people recite their own poems on different categories such as: Published poems, unpublished poems, group poems, dramatical poems, between others. I was very nervous because I was chosen for published poem and for group poem.

     I was like the 15th of all the poetry festival with THE INDIVIDUAL POEM and I was like sweating cold! I was very nervous because I was going up to the stage alone knowing that I could be with my group. The worst thing is that we were with lower secondary, I was little compared with the others before me and the biggest problem of that night was "How am I going to put that microphone down?" Hahaha at the end when I got up to the stage I COULD put the microphone down and I laughed a lot after I finished. 

    After this whole poetry thing I was thinking about the poems I have wrote in class and thought of all the things they brought me when I thought about them...

    Poems inspire me...am I the only one? Or do they inspire you too in a different way?

    This week I have had a bad moment because of family problems. As you can imagine people usually don't like to talk about this things but I really need to vent by writing in this blog. This are what blogs are for, aren't they? All this days with this problems the big question I've been asking to myself is WHY… I ask my self a lot of questions that if I tell them they won't fit. 

    The more questions I ask my head goes rounder and rounder...some of the questions I have most asked to myself are: Why him? Why her? Why at that moment? and even sometimes just the short but believe me that LARGE AND OPEN question: WHY? This moments are sad and your heart needs to vent I've found that crying is a good way of doing this even though you need to be strong and move forward. 

    The best advice I give myself in this difficult moments is to see the good side of all the situation and learn about it... when I remember about this I always felt as if a sword was buried in my heart. 

    Now is your turn put in my shoes and; what would you do? Is there a better exit?

    A photo of Vanessa's Hudgens new butterfly tattoo was around the internet in this days. Vanessa got the tattoo at the East Side Ink tattoo parlor in New York.

    Do you think this is simply a butterfly shaped tattoo? Or, is this meaningful for her?
    TEACHER: What's the longest word in the English language ?
    Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters !

    TEACHER: What is an island ?
    Pupil: A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
    TEACHER: On one side ?
    Pupil: Yes, on top !

    MUM:Why does your geography exam have a big zero over it?
    Pupil: It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead !

    Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
    Pupil: 4
    Teacher: That's good.
    Pupil: Good?, that's perfect!

    Teacher: Where is your homework?
    Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school

    Mother: What did you learn in school today
    Son: How to write 
    Mother: What did you write?
    Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet

    Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home
    Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!