Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow. 

Teacher asked George: how can you prove the earth is round?
George replied: I can't. Besides, I never said it was.

Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?
Pupil: Not very much! 

Why are you late for school?
Because of the Sign.
What Sign?
The sign that says "School ahead go slow"

Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?
Student: I'm paying as little attention as I can. 

"Dad, can you write in the dark?""
I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
"Your name on this report card.
"The child comes home from his first day at school.

Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."

Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!
Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!

Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!

28/02/2011 6:18pm

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