Twins were siting at bathroom.
One was laughing and one was sad.
Dad asked: What happened?
One kid replied happily: Mom has got him bath two times in this winter..

Son: Why do barbers become good drivers shortly?
Father replied in short: Because they know all the short cuts...

First friend: Dear, i love lipsticks, they are very tasty.
Next Day..
Second friend: You are liar, i bought 10 lipsticks and ate them!

Son: Why do you have problem of cavities?
Father: Because you mom is so sweet!

Where does the one legged waitress work?
The Ihop

Two snowmen are standing in a field. 
One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too"
  • I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
  • When did you first notice this problem?
    What problem?

  • Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
  • Teacher: no, of course not.
    Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework

    What do you call a dog with no legs?
    Doesn't matter... he won't come to you anyway! 

    Why do women have smaller feet than men? 
    So they can stand closer to the stove. 


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