Girl: Do you know why were females created before males?
Boy: Because god needed a rough draft before the final copy!

A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says
"Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"
heello, iss tthhatt thhee sshhoop iii boouugghht thhee vviibbrrattorr ffrroomm. yes. ccaann yyoouu tteell mmee hhooww ttoo ttuurrnn tthhee tthhiinngg ooffff.

Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!
Doctor: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!

There were two doctors in a cave, because one of them said:
"Hi!
Echo says:
- Hiiiiii!The doctor says:
- Is anyone here?
Echo says:
- Is anyone hereeeee?
The other doctor says
- I otolaryngologist!
And the echo says:
- That you are whaaaat?

There once was a tomatito and a tomatita happily as they walked in the street! When suddenly a car ran over tomatito!
And tomatita says to tomatito:
- Tomatito what have you done?
And tomatito replies
- Ketchup.

A drunken man comes home late, the woman who was waiting for him says:
- Look at the time you are arriving! 
- Who said I've am arriving? I just came to get my guitar.

What does zero says to eight?
Why do you tighten the belt.

What is bigger, the moon or the sun?
The moon, that can go out at night.
 


sd21
23/03/2011 10:21am

These are very good!!! and funny!!!
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~sd21

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